That Bad Bitch

So this married couple were planning on buying some land. The husband, of course, was charged with the task of taking the money to the owner of the land. We’re talking about Ksh 125,000 (roughly USD $1,580). As my boyfriend would say, on the way to clinch the deal, the devil derailed him. He went drinking with some pals and it is believed that these pals stole the money meant for the land *teeheehee*

Dude slept out, got home on Sunday evening, and could not explain why he had slept out. Meanwhile, the owner of the land had already told the wife about the incomplete deal. Like seriously, what was he thinking? Anyway, I’d be mad too, but not to the point of beheading lol. Men need to sleep with their eyes open these days. Full story after the break.

Elderly women in Korogocho, Kenya  are sick and tired of the numerous stories of rape against their peers. So these feisty mamas have decided to take matters into their own hands. To combat the violence, an elderly Kenyan woman has decided to teach willing women techniques of how to combat a rapist in case of an attack. A two-finger poke to the eyes, a punch to the solar plexus, a kick to the groin, then turn and run, the instructor commands. You go girl! Now this is what I’m talking about! Najivunia kuwa mkenya kweli Read on for more…

Relax… He was here evading his bankruptcy issues on a goodwill mission to Shimo La Tewa Prison. Dude used to look way better than this… I guess age does catch up with you.

National Treasure star Nicholas Cage flies out of Kenya on Wednesday morning after a secretive two-day stay in Mombasa.

Mr Cage, who flew in on Monday night, visited the Shimo-La-Tewa GK Prison under a UN counter-piracy programme, but his itinerary after the courtesy call was closely guarded by his UN handlers. The UN Goodwill Ambassador, whose characteristic grooming style is combing his now thinning hair backwards, was quickly whisked away by his security detail after his mission at the prison, and was given little room to field questions from journalists.

But, in a harried interview with the Nation, Mr Cage said he had chosen the Shimo-la-Tewa prison because he wanted to hear the story from the horse’s mouth. “I wanted to see first-hand how the prisoners are being treated here,” he said. “The whole issue of piracy on the high seas has captured everyone’s imagination, and I needed to come and see the piracy suspects and understand why they do what they do.”

The actor, who raked in a reported $20 million (approximately Sh1.6 billion) for his role in National Treasure, is reportedly facing financial problems, and there have been reports that he is attempting to dispose of some of his properties, including his estate in Rhode Island.

He described Shimo-la-Tewa as ‘the warmest prison in the world’, an accolade the prison boss, Ms Wanini Kireri, took in her stride. Under the counter-piracy programme, the UN has undertaken to renovate three major prisons in the country — Shimo-la-Tewa, Manyani and Malindi. Daily Nation

Did this dude just say ‘the warmest prison in the world’??? Is there even such a thing???